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Vanity, vanity, all is vanity, thus saith the preacher. Ecclesiastes Ch. 1 Verse 1. But what is vanity? A table and mirror one sits at to put on their makeup? The thoughts of the narcissist? As one who loves words and their meanings I searched out the meaning of vanity. I think it's impossible to understand the book of Ecclesiastes without knowing the meaning of that word. It's found 57 times in the Old Testament and three times in the New Testament (in the American Standard Version). Among the synonyms I found in bible lexicons and dictionaries: Worthless Futility Emptiness Fruitlessness https://webstersdictionary1828.com/Dictionary/vanity https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/vanity But the two words that mean the most to me are inutility and brokenness. The word inutility is new to me. It means unusable, useless. If it is inutile it is because it is broken.

Monday, August 14, 2006

De-Spin the NYT front page? OK !!! I'll do it !!!

Pan on the NY Times:

"After U.N. Accord, Israel expands push into Lebanon." By John Kifner and Greg Myre

Could have read: "Olmert Says Israel Would Acknowledge Promised U.N. Resolution Monday at 5 AM" .

We will see how long his bull allah (oops I mean: hezbullah) is able to refrain from attacking Jews after that.


"Tracing Terror Plots, British Watch, Then Pounce" By Philip Shenen and Niel Andrews

Could have read: "British Succesfully Conclude Investigation Arresting 24 Martyr Wannabes".

Tony the Tiger Blair you know, that representative British lion, just a wild beast against the religion of peace.


"Israel Seeks Hint of Victory" by Steven Erlanger

Could have read: "Israeli Army Still on Alert as Jews Prays for Peace".

Yep. Israel, persecuted since Balaam and Moab just wants to be a "winner" like everyone else? How about they just want to live another day or hour?


"Panel Suggests Using Inmates In Drug Trials" by Ian Urbina

Could have read: "Voter Pool Threatened by Scientists".

Yes, boys and girls, felons we want to enable as voters for Dems are being threatened by Republican scientists??!!$#%^#@%*(^%$@%&^??!!


"A Charity's Enviable Problem: Race to Spend Billions" by Stephanie Strom

Could have read: "Milk of Human Kindness Money finds Human Kindness Unprepared".

Profits are for offshore bank accounts, not for goodworks? No one plans for charitable givers? Please! Bill, Melinda, Warren call me. lambsev@gmail.com


"Hold Tight, Cowboy, That Bull's A Thoroughbread" by Joe Drape

Could have read: "Rodeo Animals Valued While Human Fetus Still Trash".

"Excuse me, but I'm with Mutual of Omahahaha. May I insure your bovine embryo (valued at $80 ,000 on delivery)?"


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