De-Spin the NYT front page? OK !!! I'll do it !!!

Pan on the NY Times:

"After U.N. Accord, Israel expands push into Lebanon." By John Kifner and Greg Myre

Could have read: "Olmert Says Israel Would Acknowledge Promised U.N. Resolution Monday at 5 AM" .

We will see how long his bull allah (oops I mean: hezbullah) is able to refrain from attacking Jews after that.


"Tracing Terror Plots, British Watch, Then Pounce" By Philip Shenen and Niel Andrews

Could have read: "British Succesfully Conclude Investigation Arresting 24 Martyr Wannabes".

Tony the Tiger Blair you know, that representative British lion, just a wild beast against the religion of peace.


"Israel Seeks Hint of Victory" by Steven Erlanger

Could have read: "Israeli Army Still on Alert as Jews Prays for Peace".

Yep. Israel, persecuted since Balaam and Moab just wants to be a "winner" like everyone else? How about they just want to live another day or hour?


"Panel Suggests Using Inmates In Drug Trials" by Ian Urbina

Could have read: "Voter Pool Threatened by Scientists".

Yes, boys and girls, felons we want to enable as voters for Dems are being threatened by Republican scientists??!!$#%^#@%*(^%$@%&^??!!


"A Charity's Enviable Problem: Race to Spend Billions" by Stephanie Strom

Could have read: "Milk of Human Kindness Money finds Human Kindness Unprepared".

Profits are for offshore bank accounts, not for goodworks? No one plans for charitable givers? Please! Bill, Melinda, Warren call me. lambsev@gmail.com


"Hold Tight, Cowboy, That Bull's A Thoroughbread" by Joe Drape

Could have read: "Rodeo Animals Valued While Human Fetus Still Trash".

"Excuse me, but I'm with Mutual of Omahahaha. May I insure your bovine embryo (valued at $80 ,000 on delivery)?"


© 2006 by D. B. Severy